Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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