Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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