you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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