I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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