I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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