dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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