and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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