do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
bring money and cleavage
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
