Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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