some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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