Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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