i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think i got beer on your cat.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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