Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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