At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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