haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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