I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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