I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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