just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
and she was petting her beer can
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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