Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize