And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Randomize
