You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
