People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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