Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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