Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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