You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
