Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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