Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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