If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just gargled with NyQuil
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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