we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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