am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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