I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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