Your dad touched me again.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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