I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm always down for nudity.
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