All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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