your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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