he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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