brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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