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She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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