We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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