Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize