You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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