Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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