I am spending my child support on dildos
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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