You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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