Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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