as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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