he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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