Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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