Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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