dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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