so explain again why im purple
no
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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