New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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