All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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