and you said cock pushups were impossible
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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